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Sheffield United 25/26: a season review in stats
When is "bang average" not "bang average"? Sam Parry searches for answers in the data.
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Memory Lane #010 | “Video Killed The Bladio Star” – SUFC on VHS with Paul Kemp & DeadBat, part one
Season reviews, dodgy commentary, and the VHS tapes that shaped the pre-Youtube generation.
May 5
46:32
Formline 2.25 – Postmortem of our pre-season predictions
How wrong did we get it?
Apr 30
1:05:44
Memory Lane #009 | "Wanna live like common-tator people part two" – Chris MacMillan's top 14 commentary moments
In the second half of our commentary special, Chris MacMillan counts us down from 7 to 1.
Apr 28
The End of Erreà: they were good, actually
The smaller Italian manufacturer might not have been anyone's first choice, but Erreà deserve credit for some great designs over the last four seasons
Apr 24
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Big Bad Billy Whitehurst
Dec 18, 2023
ROY'S VIEW ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Nov 18, 2024
The gamble: making sense of the Chris Wilder sacking
Jun 19, 2025
London Away: tales from the local away day
Apr 19, 2024

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Blades versus Arsenal: an unlikely noughties rivalry
One is a historic football club that hasn't won as much as it deserves, and the other is Arsenal. But despite their differences, an odd rivalry appeared…
Mar 6
Ode to the Captain
From club legends and coolness personified, to also-rans and symbols of decline, we ask: what does it mean to be a Sheffield United captain?
Feb 27
The Pinch Year in Review: 2025
Win, lose or draw, The Pinch has seen it all in 2025. Here are our favourite pieces from another busy year of Blades and football coverage
Dec 31, 2025
The only Blade in Aldershot
Through top flights and lowlights, moving south as a child didn't dim Phil Ridley's passion for the Blades – and even made him a Hampshire football…
Oct 31, 2025
Dialling for Goals: following the Blades in the pre-digital age
Before push notifications and less-than-accurate social media updates, our writer remembers ClubCall in all its delayed and imperfect glory
Sep 5, 2025

Hang it in the Louvre

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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #9 | David Pendlebury
From first glimpses of Bramall Lane to Basham’s iconic arrival at Elland Road, David Pendlebury takes us through three images that capture what it means…
Apr 14
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #8 | Chris MacMillan
Freelance commentator and Glaswegian Blade Chris MacMillan brings three Sheffield United images to the Louvre.
Mar 17
56:08
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #7 | Sam Parry
This week, the curator becomes the guest, choosing three images that define a lifetime following Sheffield United.
Jan 20
35:56
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #6 | Kate Burlaga
Sky Sports journalist Kate Burlaga picks three Sheffield United images that linger, from pandemic stillness and play-off heartbreak to the unfiltered…
Dec 16, 2025
54:49
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #5 | Caty Murray
Sander’s arrival, Hulse’s header, and a scoreline we can’t forget...
Dec 4, 2025
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The Pinch Podcast

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54:01
Memory Lane #010 | “Video Killed The Bladio Star” – SUFC on VHS with Paul Kemp & DeadBat, part one
Season reviews, dodgy commentary, and the VHS tapes that shaped the pre-Youtube generation.
May 5
Formline 2.25 – Postmortem of our pre-season predictions
How wrong did we get it?
Apr 30
46:32
Memory Lane #009 | "Wanna live like common-tator people part two" – Chris MacMillan's top 14 commentary moments
In the second half of our commentary special, Chris MacMillan counts us down from 7 to 1.
Apr 28
1:05:44
Formline 2.24 – 40 to 19: Cutting the Squad (Part Two)
Chris Wilder targets 15 departures but after last night's games, maybe it should be 40.
Apr 23
49:05
Memory Lane #008 | "Wanna live like common-tator people..." – Chris MacMillan's top 14 commentary moments
The lines, the rhymes, the voices – commentary moments you can see as you hear them.
Apr 21
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