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Opinion: “Chris Wilder has always been the plan”
Wilder In. Wilder Out. Alan Pickard argues that United’s real problem goes much deeper
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41:09
Formline 3.08 – "Are we being harsh enough?"
Last week we asked whether United’s results deserved more credit. This week, we’re wondering whether the performances deserved more criticism.
Sep 18
Riley’s verdict on every player in Sheffield United’s first team squad
Riley Roberts runs the rule over every member of the Blades squad: the key players, the question marks and the challenge of making it all fit (or not) …
Sep 17
1:08:05
Memory Lane #20 | The Bassett Years (P1): “From Relegation to the Big Time”
The first part of our Dave Bassett special: relegation, route one, Deane and Agana, and the back-to-back promotions that changed Sheffield United.
Sep 16
Player Ratings 26/27: Blades 0-1 Wolves
Riley Roberts rates every Sheffield United player out of ten and picks through the good, the bad and everything in between.
Sep 15
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Big Bad Billy Whitehurst
Dec 18, 2023
ROY'S VIEW ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Nov 18, 2024
The gamble: making sense of the Chris Wilder sacking
Jun 19, 2025
London Away: tales from the local away day
Apr 19, 2024

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Player Strange Love or: How I Will Never Be Able To Not Love Ashley Ward
Jul 3
Blades versus Arsenal: an unlikely noughties rivalry
One is a historic football club that hasn't won as much as it deserves, and the other is Arsenal. But despite their differences, an odd rivalry appeared…
Mar 6
Ode to the Captain
From club legends and coolness personified, to also-rans and symbols of decline, we ask: what does it mean to be a Sheffield United captain?
Feb 27
The Pinch Year in Review: 2025
Win, lose or draw, The Pinch has seen it all in 2025. Here are our favourite pieces from another busy year of Blades and football coverage
Dec 31, 2025
The only Blade in Aldershot
Through top flights and lowlights, moving south as a child didn't dim Phil Ridley's passion for the Blades – and even made him a Hampshire football…
Oct 31, 2025

Hang it in the Louvre

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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #10 | Paul Kemp
The Kop without a roof, the Blades without a care in the world (oh no...), and the sweetest taste of the century.
Sep 9
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #9 | David Pendlebury
From first glimpses of Bramall Lane to Basham’s iconic arrival at Elland Road, David Pendlebury takes us through three images that capture what it means…
Apr 14
40:55
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #8 | Chris MacMillan
Freelance commentator and Glaswegian Blade Chris MacMillan brings three Sheffield United images to the Louvre.
Mar 17
56:08
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #7 | Sam Parry
This week, the curator becomes the guest, choosing three images that define a lifetime following Sheffield United.
Jan 20
35:56
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #6 | Kate Burlaga
Sky Sports journalist Kate Burlaga picks three Sheffield United images that linger, from pandemic stillness and play-off heartbreak to the unfiltered…
Dec 16, 2025
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The Pinch Podcast

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41:09
Formline 3.08 – "Are we being harsh enough?"
Last week we asked whether United’s results deserved more credit. This week, we’re wondering whether the performances deserved more criticism.
Sep 18
Memory Lane #20 | The Bassett Years (P1): “From Relegation to the Big Time”
The first part of our Dave Bassett special: relegation, route one, Deane and Agana, and the back-to-back promotions that changed Sheffield United.
Sep 16
1:08:05
Formline 3.07 – “Are we being too harsh?”
Two wins, three draws, one defeat and four points off the top. Should we be happy, or is it okay to remain unconvinced?
Sep 10
53:11
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #10 | Paul Kemp
The Kop without a roof, the Blades without a care in the world (oh no...), and the sweetest taste of the century.
Sep 9
48:01
Formline 3.06 – “We all dream of a team of centre mids…”
The Blades are unbeaten. But we’re unconvinced. Thank heavens for Romelle Donovan, variance, and the most transparent ownership ever witnessed.
Sep 4
1:00:36
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