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53:52
Formline 2.22 – "Why are the Blades a masterclass at 0-0 but a disasterclass at 1-0? And other things..."
Easter weekend reflections, full-back chat, and a deeper look at United’s strange game-state trends.
1 hr ago
49:24
Memory Lane #007 | "CATCH ME IF YOU KANU" – When Arsenal asked us to do it again, with Ben Meakin
Kanu, controversy, and a re-match. Were Sheffield United involved in football’s strangest acts of cheating and sportsmanship?
Apr 7
Seventeen
Joel Beighton on the age when football means the world.
Apr 3
52:54
Formline 2.21 – "Death, Hodgson, and taking more risks: here comes part two of our Q&A podcast..."
Long-term planning, squad building, and whether United should take a risk.
Apr 2
1:11:18
Memory Lane #006 | "LET'S (FOR)GET IT STARTED, IN HEEEEEERE" – Creating a Blades-You'd-Forgotten-Played-For-Us XI
An ocean of Sheffield United players you may have forgotten ever played for the club. Come on in, the water is lovely.
Mar 31
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Big Bad Billy Whitehurst
Dec 18, 2023
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Nov 18, 2024
The gamble: making sense of the Chris Wilder sacking
Jun 19, 2025
London Away: tales from the local away day
Apr 19, 2024

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Blades versus Arsenal: an unlikely noughties rivalry
One is a historic football club that hasn't won as much as it deserves, and the other is Arsenal. But despite their differences, an odd rivalry appeared…
Mar 6
Ode to the Captain
From club legends and coolness personified, to also-rans and symbols of decline, we ask: what does it mean to be a Sheffield United captain?
Feb 27
The Pinch Year in Review: 2025
Win, lose or draw, The Pinch has seen it all in 2025. Here are our favourite pieces from another busy year of Blades and football coverage
Dec 31, 2025
The only Blade in Aldershot
Through top flights and lowlights, moving south as a child didn't dim Phil Ridley's passion for the Blades – and even made him a Hampshire football…
Oct 31, 2025
Dialling for Goals: following the Blades in the pre-digital age
Before push notifications and less-than-accurate social media updates, our writer remembers ClubCall in all its delayed and imperfect glory
Sep 5, 2025

Hang it in the Louvre

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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #8 | Chris MacMillan
Freelance commentator and Glaswegian Blade Chris MacMillan brings three Sheffield United images to the Louvre.
Mar 17
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #7 | Sam Parry
This week, the curator becomes the guest, choosing three images that define a lifetime following Sheffield United.
Jan 20
35:56
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #6 | Kate Burlaga
Sky Sports journalist Kate Burlaga picks three Sheffield United images that linger, from pandemic stillness and play-off heartbreak to the unfiltered…
Dec 16, 2025
54:49
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #5 | Caty Murray
Sander’s arrival, Hulse’s header, and a scoreline we can’t forget...
Dec 4, 2025
45:58
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #4 | Marc Webster
Tufty Club's finest Steven Bettis impersonator joins us for a brilliant chat about three of the finest images the Louvre have ever seen.
Nov 11, 2025
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53:52
Formline 2.22 – "Why are the Blades a masterclass at 0-0 but a disasterclass at 1-0? And other things..."
Easter weekend reflections, full-back chat, and a deeper look at United’s strange game-state trends.
1 hr ago
Memory Lane #007 | "CATCH ME IF YOU KANU" – When Arsenal asked us to do it again, with Ben Meakin
Kanu, controversy, and a re-match. Were Sheffield United involved in football’s strangest acts of cheating and sportsmanship?
Apr 7
49:24
Formline 2.21 – "Death, Hodgson, and taking more risks: here comes part two of our Q&A podcast..."
Long-term planning, squad building, and whether United should take a risk.
Apr 2
52:54
Memory Lane #006 | "LET'S (FOR)GET IT STARTED, IN HEEEEEERE" – Creating a Blades-You'd-Forgotten-Played-For-Us XI
An ocean of Sheffield United players you may have forgotten ever played for the club. Come on in, the water is lovely.
Mar 31
1:11:18
Formline 2.20 – "Air-fryers, Wilder and which player could scale Mount Fuji?..." (Q&A Part One)
Answering listener and non-listener questions with Ben Meakin and Andrew Hague.
Mar 26
24:02
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