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Where in the world is Romelle Donovan?
One thing for the weekend: Sam Parry asks and answers his own question about Sheffield United.
Oct 17
50:32
Formline 3.11– "Victory against Lincoln, defeat to Pompey and looking ahead to Bristol City..."
Colds, Covid, and classic match analysis.
Oct 16
Player Ratings 26/27: Lincoln (3-0), Portsmouth (2-3)
Riley Roberts rates every Sheffield United player out of ten and picks through the good, the bad and everything in between.
Oct 16
59:25
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #11 | Travelling Blade
To the Pinch Wing, Travelling Blade brings a true legend, a true horror, and a reminder that football is really about the people you meet along the way.
Oct 14
Like being a kid again
A trip to Bramall Lane with his two daughters reminds Tom that the joy of going to the football isn’t all about the football.
Oct 13
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Big Bad Billy Whitehurst
Dec 18, 2023
ROY'S VIEW ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Nov 18, 2024
The gamble: making sense of the Chris Wilder sacking
Jun 19, 2025
London Away: tales from the local away day
Apr 19, 2024

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Player Strange Love or: How I Will Never Be Able To Not Love Ashley Ward
Jul 3
Blades versus Arsenal: an unlikely noughties rivalry
One is a historic football club that hasn't won as much as it deserves, and the other is Arsenal. But despite their differences, an odd rivalry appeared…
Mar 6
Ode to the Captain
From club legends and coolness personified, to also-rans and symbols of decline, we ask: what does it mean to be a Sheffield United captain?
Feb 27
The Pinch Year in Review: 2025
Win, lose or draw, The Pinch has seen it all in 2025. Here are our favourite pieces from another busy year of Blades and football coverage
Dec 31, 2025
The only Blade in Aldershot
Through top flights and lowlights, moving south as a child didn't dim Phil Ridley's passion for the Blades – and even made him a Hampshire football…
Oct 31, 2025

Hang it in the Louvre

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59:25
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #11 | Travelling Blade
To the Pinch Wing, Travelling Blade brings a true legend, a true horror, and a reminder that football is really about the people you meet along the way.
Oct 14
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #10 | Paul Kemp
The Kop without a roof, the Blades without a care in the world (oh no...), and the sweetest taste of the century.
Sep 9
48:01
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #9 | David Pendlebury
From first glimpses of Bramall Lane to Basham’s iconic arrival at Elland Road, David Pendlebury takes us through three images that capture what it means…
Apr 14
40:55
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #8 | Chris MacMillan
Freelance commentator and Glaswegian Blade Chris MacMillan brings three Sheffield United images to the Louvre.
Mar 17
56:08
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #7 | Sam Parry
This week, the curator becomes the guest, choosing three images that define a lifetime following Sheffield United.
Jan 20
35:56

The Pinch Podcast

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50:32
Formline 3.11– "Victory against Lincoln, defeat to Pompey and looking ahead to Bristol City..."
Colds, Covid, and classic match analysis.
Oct 16
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #11 | Travelling Blade
To the Pinch Wing, Travelling Blade brings a true legend, a true horror, and a reminder that football is really about the people you meet along the way.
Oct 14
59:25
Formline 3.10– "The Youth are Revolting + a Lincoln preview..."
From Peck and Arblaster to Marsh, Curtis and Buyabu, we check in on United’s young players before turning our attention to Lincoln.
Oct 9
51:50
Memory Lane #23 | “Alien Chant Farm...” - a podcast about Blades chants
From the Greasy Chip Butty song to sweary away day classics, Memory Lane celebrates the chants that have soundtracked life as a Blade. Surely we’ve…
Oct 7
1:00:31
Formline 3.09 – "Reasons to be cheerful... no, really!"
United haven’t given us much to smile about so far. But with players returning, a kinder run of fixtures and a little perspective, are there real…
Oct 2
43:48
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