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Sheffield United 25/26: a season review in stats
When is "bang average" not "bang average"? Sam Parry searches for answers in the data.
May 7
Ashley Ward, Sheffield United icon
Player Strange Love or: How I Will Never Be Able To Not Love Ashley Ward
Jul 3
⏳ DEM Blades fanzine: Pre-order ends tonight
Last call for pre-orders for the DEM Blades fanzine.
Jul 1
Hopes and fears ahead of the new season
As the summer window opens, it's time for the usual pre-season excitement and trepidation. Here, Tyrone James explains what he thinks might decide a…
Jun 29
1:15:01
Memory Lane #15 | "The World Cup of Sheffield United Defenders" - Part Two
Battling random ex-Blades doesn't get any tougher than this.
Jun 26
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Big Bad Billy Whitehurst
Dec 18, 2023
ROY'S VIEW ON SOCIAL MEDIA
Nov 18, 2024
The gamble: making sense of the Chris Wilder sacking
Jun 19, 2025
London Away: tales from the local away day
Apr 19, 2024

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Ashley Ward, Sheffield United icon
Player Strange Love or: How I Will Never Be Able To Not Love Ashley Ward
Jul 3
Blades versus Arsenal: an unlikely noughties rivalry
One is a historic football club that hasn't won as much as it deserves, and the other is Arsenal. But despite their differences, an odd rivalry appeared…
Mar 6
Ode to the Captain
From club legends and coolness personified, to also-rans and symbols of decline, we ask: what does it mean to be a Sheffield United captain?
Feb 27
The Pinch Year in Review: 2025
Win, lose or draw, The Pinch has seen it all in 2025. Here are our favourite pieces from another busy year of Blades and football coverage
Dec 31, 2025
The only Blade in Aldershot
Through top flights and lowlights, moving south as a child didn't dim Phil Ridley's passion for the Blades – and even made him a Hampshire football…
Oct 31, 2025

Hang it in the Louvre

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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #9 | David Pendlebury
From first glimpses of Bramall Lane to Basham’s iconic arrival at Elland Road, David Pendlebury takes us through three images that capture what it means…
Apr 14
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #8 | Chris MacMillan
Freelance commentator and Glaswegian Blade Chris MacMillan brings three Sheffield United images to the Louvre.
Mar 17
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #7 | Sam Parry
This week, the curator becomes the guest, choosing three images that define a lifetime following Sheffield United.
Jan 20
35:56
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #6 | Kate Burlaga
Sky Sports journalist Kate Burlaga picks three Sheffield United images that linger, from pandemic stillness and play-off heartbreak to the unfiltered…
Dec 16, 2025
54:49
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #5 | Caty Murray
Sander’s arrival, Hulse’s header, and a scoreline we can’t forget...
Dec 4, 2025
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Memory Lane #15 | "The World Cup of Sheffield United Defenders" - Part Two
Battling random ex-Blades doesn't get any tougher than this.
Jun 26
Memory Lane #14 | "The World Cup of Sheffield United Defenders" - Part One
What a time to be alive. We're arguing the toss about 48 random defenders.
Jun 26
1:05:23
Memory Lane #13 | "The World Cup of STRIKERS!" - Part Two
The tournament hots up with some of the strangest head-to-heads since someone butted Paddy.
Jun 12
1:00:58
Memory Lane #12 | "The World Cup of...?" - Part One
What happens when you let four Blades take responsibility for a World Cup? This... this is what happens.
Jun 10
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Formline 2.26 – Season Review & Awards: the good, the bad and the xG
The final Formline of 25/26 is here. In a bumper episode we review Sheffield United’s season before dishing out award for goals, head losses, MVPs and…
May 18
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