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Steve, or the story of how The Pinch came to be
Popes and Panzers, war and Wednesday — Steve’s remarkable life ends in the places we know: football terraces, barbershops and home. But it begins in a…
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Player Ratings: Sheffield United 3-1 Blackburn
Ratings from Riley as the Blades win two games on the bounce with a second-half, sub-inspired comeback.
HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #3 | Andrew 'Roy' 'Panchero' Hague
The Louvre has been robbed. Fear not, the thieves left the Sheffield United gallery untouched, which is more than we can say for Andrew, who has very…
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Player Ratings: Sheffield United 1-0 Watford
Rating from Riley as Blades win their first home game of the season – "...one of those where I have to remind you that a 5 isn’t bad."
Roy's View From Social Media: the summer of discontent
Unlike Sheffield United's form, Roy is back with a bang, taking us through a topsy-turvy summer both on the pitch and on the World Wide Web
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HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE #2 | David 'Deadbat' Beeden
The podcast where Blades fans pitch three images for our consideration, but only one will make it onto the hallowed walls of the Louvre.
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Formline 2.8 – "The never-ending story as Blades lose again, but how far were we from a 9-point week?"
David, Sam and Riley chew over 7 days of double disappointment and ponder on what happens next.
Player Ratings: Sheffield United 0-1 Hull (A)
Riley Roberts on the ratings as the Blades lose again.
Player Ratings: Sheffield United 1-2 Southampton
The ratings from Riley as the Blades lose another home game, but it's a good job there are no marks for the referee.
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September 2025

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