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Sue's avatar

Oh thank you David – what a wonderful laugh-out-loud article!

“…if a product has ever been a Christmas stocking filler, the Blades have slapped a crest on it.” Aye, cue the ice scraper!! And egg cups? Really??

“…the United-branded stress ball is not tat at all, and should be sent out each year with season tickets.” Hahaha, too true!

They should have used that Gnome in “The Full Monty” instead of the one that looked like Mark Addy!!

Excellent review of ‘stuff’. (All I have is a lapel badge, honest!)

Sue.

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Andrew Senior's avatar

This had me shaking with laughter in the chemist's this morning.

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Caty's avatar

Currently tackling the Blades jigsaw from the club shop which is a challenge. All the fluorescent shirts are the same incorrect colour

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David Taylor's avatar

Haha if I'd known of the extra colour challenge, the jigsaw might've made the list!

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