The Ashes has me worried about the Premier League

Confronting the non-contest with "We're Sheff United, we'll be here next week."

Words: Sam Parry

I offer no apologies to the non-cricketing fan: I love the Ashes. The series so far, under lights, on cloudy mornings, in the beating sun, has been an unpredictable and rollicking romp. At points, every ball has felt like a corner in the last minute of injury time. Yes, it may be stating the obvious to suggest that Australia have more, b…