Sheffield United Football Club just relegated Sheffield Wednesday Football Club

Train thoughts...

Sam Parry

It cannot be changed. It cannot be re-written. It cannot be undermined.

Questions? Context? Interpretation? They can burn in hell. They mean nothing.

It happened.

It fucking happened.

Look. I don’t want to contact my Wednesday-supporting mates (the personal isn’t the political and I don’t want to rub salt into individual wounds). But neither do I have to. They get it.

Sheffield United Football Club just relegated Sheffield Wednesday Football Club.

We’ve paid our taxes.

We get back what we put in: the most significant victory in a Sheffield derby.

The End.

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The Pinch is back tomorrow and as I tap out this message on the train, I could not be more buzzing.