Sheffield United Football Club just relegated Sheffield Wednesday Football Club
Train thoughts...
Sam Parry
It cannot be changed. It cannot be re-written. It cannot be undermined.
Questions? Context? Interpretation? They can burn in hell. They mean nothing.
It happened.
It fucking happened.
Look. I don’t want to contact my Wednesday-supporting mates (the personal isn’t the political and I don’t want to rub salt into individual wounds). But neither do I have to. They get it.
Sheffield United Football Club just relegated Sheffield Wednesday Football Club.
We’ve paid our taxes.
We get back what we put in: the most significant victory in a Sheffield derby.
The End.
The Pinch is back tomorrow and as I tap out this message on the train, I could not be more buzzing.



Safe journey home, Sam! It’ll fly by now!
Down at the Lane.