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Rock bottom: a Kop toilet story

Rock bottom: a Kop toilet story

A trip down memory lane that one Kop toilet user would rather forget...

Mar 26, 2024
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Words: Tom O’Brien

I recently had an epiphany at Bramall Lane, courtesy of my son, Sam.  On the way to the match, we had stopped for a quick drink at Wetherspoons: me a pint, Sam a Coke. We had plenty of time, but a failure to account for queueing meant I had about 2 minutes to neck the pint before legging it to the ground.  By the time we got there, the…

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