Opposition report: Brentford (H)

Can fearless Blades mollify THE model club and smoke the bees?

Sam Parry

Did you know that the half-life of caffeine is as high as 9.5 hours? That means if you drink a cup of coffee after lunchtime, you risk a poor night’s sleep.

Did you know that never flossing your teeth could raise your mortality risk by up to 30%? If you avoid that sharp string of plastic, it means you’re more likely to die sooner than those wh…